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Post by papausha on Mar 18, 2005 23:44:38 GMT
uk.tickle.com/test/animalpast/start.htmlMine is..... your result is Monkey! Don't go bananas; in your former life you were a tiny monkey named Oompa. Here's what we know about you: With an adorably sweet demeanour and sharp as a pointy knife, you found success working with a street performer named Juan, who worshipped you and treated you like his own child. He bought you a gold satin jumpsuit with royal blue ruffles, a matching top hat, and a sequined bag for donations. He would play your favourite disco tunes on his accordion, prompting you to dance around and flirt with the crowd while you collected spare change, picked pockets and got up to general monkey business. Everybody loved you. And you loved everybody. You and Juan took your gig around the country and spent the money on tapas and monkey nuts. You were one happy, not to mention cheeky, little monkey.
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Post by Catty on Mar 19, 2005 0:38:13 GMT
Catty, your result is Hamster!
Come out and play; in your previous life, you were a hamster named Vladimir. Here's what we know about you: Born on the plains of Siberia, you spent your early years weathering harsh winters, drinking vodka, and attending committee meetings. Determined and headstrong, you always got your way when push came to shove. But it wasn't all darkness; no one knew how to let loose and have a good time better than you. You were the reigning Twister champ, and you always emerged victorious from the Bolshevik's annual Dance-a-Thon (your signature step, the Funky Chicken, was a huge crowd pleaser). As you were also quite the health fanatic, you developed and patented a set of exercise wheel fitness videos that quickly became all the rage in Siberia; especially when they were fast-forwarded. Your commercial success led you to denounce Communism and migrate to the UK, where you ultimately provided the inspiration for a ridiculous Web site and song. 
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Post by mylady on Mar 19, 2005 22:53:29 GMT
guinny, your result is Leopard! Not much is certain in life; past or present; but we know this much about you: In your last life you were a sultry leopard named Lola. You were a showgirl, with yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there. You would meringue and do the cha- cha. And one night at the Copacabana (the hottest spot north of Havana), you fell in love with Tony, the handsome bartender. Tony fought Rico (he wore a diamond) for you and won. You proved a lot of people wrong by managing to change your spots and started wearing dresses from Marks and Spencer’s that were much more becoming for a married lady. The two of you grew old and happy together, joyfully dancing your lives away at the club to the soulful tunes of Barry Manilow Fecking Barry Manilow!!!!  I dont think so... or maybe that explains why I can't bear him now! |
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Post by Kez on Mar 19, 2005 23:54:09 GMT
Hazel, your result is Leopard!
Not much is certain in life; past or present; but we know this much about you: In your last life you were a sultry leopard named Lola. You were a showgirl, with yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there. You would meringue and do the cha- cha. And one night at the Copacabana (the hottest spot north of Havana), you fell in love with Tony, the handsome bartender. Tony fought Rico (he wore a diamond) for you and won. You proved a lot of people wrong by managing to change your spots and started wearing dresses from Marks and Spencer’s that were much more becoming for a married lady. The two of you grew old and happy together, joyfully dancing your lives away at the club to the soulful tunes of Barry Manilow.
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Post by nikkers on Mar 21, 2005 6:31:40 GMT
i am a leopard as well
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Post by King Long Shanks on Mar 26, 2005 13:41:24 GMT
KLS, your result is Leopard! Not much is certain in life; past or present; but we know this much about you: In your last life you were a sultry leopard named Lola. You were a showgirl, with yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there. You would meringue and do the cha- cha. And one night at the Copacabana (the hottest spot north of Havana), you fell in love with Tony, the handsome bartender. Tony fought Rico (he wore a diamond) for you and won. You proved a lot of people wrong by managing to change your spots and started wearing dresses from Marks and Spencer’s that were much more becoming for a married lady. The two of you grew old and happy together, joyfully dancing your lives away at the club to the soulful tunes of Barry Manilow. WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THAT ALL ABOUT  |
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Post by papausha on Mar 27, 2005 18:21:46 GMT
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Post by willow on Jun 24, 2005 18:26:05 GMT
Bloody nora we are all leopards
Not much is certain in life; past or present; but we know this much about you: In your last life you were a sultry leopard named Lola. You were a showgirl, with yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there. You would meringue and do the cha- cha. And one night at the Copacabana (the hottest spot north of Havana), you fell in love with Tony, the handsome bartender. Tony fought Rico (he wore a diamond) for you and won. You proved a lot of people wrong by managing to change your spots and started wearing dresses from Marks and Spencer’s that were much more becoming for a married lady. The two of you grew old and happy together, joyfully dancing your lives away at the club to the soulful tunes of Barry Manilow.
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Post by Catty on Jun 24, 2005 20:45:06 GMT
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