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Post by mylady on Feb 21, 2005 22:46:26 GMT
;D bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.phpThis is mine!!... Skulking on the plains, carrying a thorned whip, cometh My Lady! And she gives a mighty bellow:
"I'm going to fook you until you have puppies!"only it didnt say fook!!!!
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Post by shabby on Feb 28, 2005 8:57:35 GMT
[glow=green,2,300]Who is that, prowling over the freeway! It is Sir Shabby, hands clutching a burning branch! He grunts ominously: "Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to all I see like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"[/glow]
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Post by stryder on Mar 4, 2005 2:15:52 GMT
Lo! Who is that, rampaging across the desert! It is Stryder, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He bellows homicidally:
"I'm going to pummel you until you have puppies, and throw you out the airplane door!"
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Post by Catty on Mar 5, 2005 5:46:47 GMT
Hark! Who is that, rampaging out of the icy wasteland! It is Catty, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She roars thunderously:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!"
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Post by nikkers on Mar 6, 2005 7:22:47 GMT
Who is that, running across the hotel lobby! It is Nikkers, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She howls thunderously:
"I'm going to bruise you with such reckless abandon, you will polymorph into a giant spork!!"
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Post by Kez on Mar 18, 2005 4:14:47 GMT
So me
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Post by papausha on Mar 18, 2005 23:26:46 GMT
Rampaging across the fields, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Papausha! And she gives a low scream:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I tear into the enemy until my glands are satisfied!"
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Post by PrinceAscension on Jul 4, 2005 8:18:08 GMT
Who is that, rampaging on the tarmac! It is Prince Ascension, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a vengeful bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to spank you like it's my job, and throw you out the window
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